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asdfghjkllove:

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essentiallyjesus:

How do you brush your teeth?

a) bravely

b) while making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

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storyofthislife:

*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

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rosemother:

depression: i want to die

anxiety: but what if you die

me:

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st4t3s:

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

Originally posted by motorcycleminister

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tinyhousedarling:

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

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Westley; The Princess Bride
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tatted-matty:

This is pretty much what pure joy looks like

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hibagon:

waiter: do u want soup or salad ?
me: whichever is easier for u

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